Readers Write: We Have No Reason Whatsoever To Believe That The Person Who Wrote This Email Just Got Laid Off From Gyro
Local Asshole looses its Kool.
This past week philadlephia advertising agency, Gyro, loses one of its biggest clients: KOOL cigarettes.
Due to the loss 15 people got smoked.
why did they lose their Kool? Some say it may have some connection to a recent article in the Times:
what’s to come of Gyro without its big tobacco money…will they survive?
CEO Steve Grasse was supposedly quoted on friday, “I may have lost my kool but I didn’t lose my tool”
Shit. We would have fired you on the basis of atrocious capitalization alone. Sir, we’re becoming masters of Recession Chic and trust us, this is not it. Grace under pressure, bro. Send a resume to Red Tettemer, turn on the Olympics and make yourself a little espresso. It’s August.