Things We Learned Or Remembered About Jack Kelly Yesterday
When we learned yesterday afternoon that two people very close to Councilman Kelly - chief of staff Christopher Wright and former campaign treasurer Andrew Teitelman are allegedly crooked, we thought, “NO!… NOOOOOO!” Councilman Kelly, we’re sure, is involved in funny stuff - but only of the humorous variety! How do we know?
· Jack Kelly likes ducks and geese.
· He posted his body type as 0′0″. We’re kinda out of touch, but we think this is how the kids today indicate “man-boobs, three nipples.”
· One of his top MySpace friends is Philadelphia Style!
· He tried to make it harder for them damn kids to get spray paint.
· You can totally read all the crazy faxes people send him right here!
· He knows that fall guys are a dime a dozen.
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August 6th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Oy at first I thought you were talking about Jack Kelly the sculler who has a drive named after him. This guy should be run out of town for mucking up such a great name and legacy.