North Philly: Several dead chickens, dogs, and cats were found in Juniata Park Monday. How does it get weirder? The decaptiated heads of the chickens were found wrapped in bandanas and stuffed inside the chickens. Sort of like a Turducken, but for satanic rituals. [KYW]
South Philly: A new resident, curious about the safety boundaries in the South, posts an innoncent enough question: What Should I Avoid? Naturally the answers have been flying in, and boy are they gold. Some of the best: “Never talk badly about another neighbor to another, it’s pretty true that everyone knows everyone - even if not blood related.”, “Avoid S Philly women who wear pajamas in public and all women at Chickie and Pete’s”, and “Are you planning to sell drugs on street, or stay in and watch TV?”. Oh the places you will go! [PhillyBlog]
West Philly A new ID scam covered by the Daily News, but something tells me this story won’t having the staying power as another ID stealing couple. Sorry, no bikinis, no front page. [DailyNews]

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 at 1:29 pm.