Archive for July, 2008

Readers Cameraphone: Boost Mobile, Bringing You Melancholy Drug Anthems Ever Since Those “Where You At?” Promos Came Up Dry

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

That would be the Spiritualized bus, outside the TLA last night. Where you at, indeed.
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This Evening: South Street Shuffle

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

>>> This just in: The Tough Shits show originally scheduled for Tritone this evening has been moved to JC Dobbs. Dobbs has no liquor license presently, so wrap that 40 up and don’t tell The Man.
>>> Also, Spiritualized (pictured) at the TLA. We just checked, and indeed, tickets are still available. War On Drugs open [...]

Update: Christopher Tucker Funeral & Memorial Services Announced

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Memorial services for will be held for Christopher Tucker at 11 a.m. Friday, August 1st, 2008 at Pippin Funeral Home in Wyoming Delaware where friends may call two hours earlier.
Burial will follow at Barratt’s Chapel Cemetery, Frederica.
Chris’s life will also be celebrated at 2:00 p.m., Saturday, August 2, Valley Garden Park, on Delaware Route 82 [...]

Attn. Would-Be Eisenhower-Era Cads And The Women Who Love Them

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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Mad Men TV Series: Win a Walk-on Role
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Date: 2008-07-25, 10:28AM EDT
Mad Men is an AMC Original TV Series, winner of two Golden Globes and created by Matt Weiner (The Sopranos).
AMCTV.com invites you to submit a one-minute or less video audition for a chance to win a walk-on [...]

Musical Rumblings: You Don’t Have To Go Home, But You Can’t Stay Here

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

>>> Mad Decent is throwing another blow out party this Sunday at the Mausoleum HQ, this time headlined by Skream and Diplo. With Skream’s rising profile and the ever growing legion of Diplo fans (due for an increase after today’s Pitchfork review), we’re thinking it’s a good thing the Mausoleum has new “extra frigid [...]

Blind Item: Hey Man, Wanna Buy Some Gaaaasssss????

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

WHICH local car-sharing company has allegedly recently racked up tens of thousands of dollars in charges for gas and broken windows after thieves went on a rampage, breaking into cars and then racking up thousands in gas on the gas cards inside? Is it also true that this car-sharing company will also be abandoning the [...]

Best Of Philly: We Read It So You Don’t Have To

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

It’s that time of year again, folks: PhillyMag “Best Of Philly” time. The issue just hit newstands, and in advance of a week’s worth of watercooler convos you’re going to have to act like you’re involved in, we’ve once again taken the hit, read the thing, and given you the Cliff Notes so you can [...]

The Philebrity Index: You Win Some, You Lose Some

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

· Average price per gallon for unleaded gas in the Philadelphia region: $4.00
· Number of months Cardinal O’Hara’s own Tim Donaghy was sentenced to for his role in NBA gambling operations: 15
· Weight, in pounds, of a stray cat found in Voorhees last Friday: 44 lbs
· Percentage drop of chronically homeless people in the U.S., [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Priscilla Ahn, “Dream”

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Philly expat Priscilla Ahn is the latest signing to the legendary Blue Note label and was mentored by that guy you will love if you like Bob Dylan.

State Rep Tony Payton Wants To Love You Up And Rub You Down With His Hot Legislation All Night Long, Sweet Lady

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Nothing really says “I take my political career very, very seriously” like willful inclusion in the Daily News‘ annual Sexy Singles promotion. (And yes, we’re thinking what you’re thinking: Between this and the other thing, these really are proud days at The People Paper. Come back, Zach Stalberg! We need you now more than ever!) [...]

Hey, Got An Hour To Kill? Let’s Talk About Arctic Splash!

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

From the always-entertaining, completely jacked-up-to-navigate Fishtown.us:
i was reading the paper(star) and someone wrote about the people drinking arctics.
well for the people who dont know u must be new its been in this neighborhood for years we dont like snapple cause they support someone that this neighborhood dont not like .why dont the person get off [...]

Dept. Of Meaningless Lists: Philly Is The 4th Best Place In America To Buy A Home

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

…and the 8th worst place to live in one. Parklife!
Forbes: Bubbles Burstin’, But Buying In Billadelphia Can’t Be Beat!

Projected Actual First Female President Of The United States To Speak At Free Library

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

I mean, just look at her. She looks like the President already! (And, if we’re going to play this game, if W. and Cheney would just resign already, she would be. Stranger things have happened, right? No, they haven’t? OK, it was worth a shot.) But the fact of the matter is this: We didn’t [...]

Evening Picks Addendum: We Almost Forgot It Was Shark Week

Monday, July 28th, 2008

But surely, this Cole Sharkels mock-up can make up for that, no?
DiscoveryChannel: It’s Baaaaaack

This Evening: Tonight, I Think I’m Gonna Go Downtown

Monday, July 28th, 2008

>>> Pardon me while I get eight kinds of David Dye on your ass and tell you that Jimmie Dale Gilmore’s rendition of “Tonight I’m Gonna Go Downtown” (listen at right) is one of the most haunting and beautiful reflections upon the modern American city ever delivered. No, really. He also played “Smokey” in The [...]

NPR Asks City “Who Is An American?” City Responds: “Leave Us Alone”

Monday, July 28th, 2008

NPR’s “Weekend Edition Sunday,” the background noise to our Sunday morning hangovers, has been traveling around the country asking various cities to define characteristics of an American. Philadelphia was chosen to be this week’s subject pool for the question “Who is an American?,” and while this might sound like some bullshit essay question from freshman [...]

Interoffice Chatter: Coming Soon, “TWO THOUSAND AND HATE,” The Column/Half A Website

Monday, July 28th, 2008

True, but don’t forget that the other half of Philebrity is laden with cupcakes and lollipops and pickled puppydog hearts. And yes, those are Mad Men IM icons.

Always Sunny Invades Comic-Con, Offers Advice And New Episode

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Confession time: We aren’t big fans of Comic Books or twelve sided dice. Shocking! But now that San Diego’s Comic Con has become the hub for all things Hollywood, even we pay attention. And when It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia starts screening episodes at the Con, we get all warm inside.
Some highlights from the show’s [...]

Dept. Of Public Shaming/Calls For Vigilantism: Whoever Tagged Up The Divine Lorraine Needs To Be Killed In The Face

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Oh now you have got to be kidding. Some asshole tagged the living shit out of the Divine Lorraine recently, and if that doesn’t make your blood boil, well then what, sir, does? The Divine Lorriane is really one of Philly’s strangest, most-storied landmarks, and it’s just not right to kick it when it’s down. [...]

“Fire Down Below In Chinatown” Now Has Two Meanings!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Happen to smell something funny in Chinatown Saturday afternoon? Something more than the usual mix of trash and fish on the streets? Turns out smoke was rising up from the manholes in Chinatown because of some “underground equipment issues” (hey, we’ve all had ‘em), which caused fires in the city’s underground tunnels. Chinatown was left [...]