State Rep Tony Payton Wants To Love You Up And Rub You Down With His Hot Legislation All Night Long, Sweet Lady
Nothing really says “I take my political career very, very seriously” like willful inclusion in the Daily News‘ annual Sexy Singles promotion. (And yes, we’re thinking what you’re thinking: Between this and the other thing, these really are proud days at The People Paper. Come back, Zach Stalberg! We need you now more than ever!) Anyway, Rep. Tony J. Payton Jr. — the youngest member of PA State Legislature and up until now, person with a bright and serious political future — likes sunsets, long walks on the beach, piña coladas, and gettin’ caught in the rain. Well, not quite, but seriously, ALMOST:
The kind of woman he likes: “You have to be cognizant of what’s going on. You have to understand politics. You have to have a sense of humor, because I’m very silly and you have to be understanding. If I take you to an event, you have to be able to hold a conversation. And, of course, you have to be attractive.”
We like that bit about how, look, woman, if we’re going to do this thing, you’re going to need to be able to chew your own food and answer questions if somebody asks you something. Tony caps this off with allowing the DN to list his real, personal email address, which we’d list also, but hey, somebody’s gotta stick up for the dude here.
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