I mean, it’s a fascinating question, when you think of it: What would you do if you could become like a person? Don’t even front though, you know just what you’d do: Sign up for an account on Facebook and then start Twittering like there’s no tomorrow. So when the magical pixie dust that turns parks into people with computers was sprinkled all over Rittenhouse Square sometime last week, that’s exactly what he/she did. (No confirmation on what sex the park is just yet, but we’re crossing our fingers for “Gay Middle-Aged Man.”) So what does it Twitter about. Here are some choice entries:

Wow, it actually has a more interesting Twitter than most people we know. And yes, perhaps it’s all some elaborate e-marketing scheme, but you know, the reveal will come later. It has to. For now, though, we just like the vibe. Ooh, look! He just emailed me!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 at 11:27 am.