Dept. Of Things We Are Above Posting About: Larry Mendte’s Seething Hatred Of Alycia Lane Fueled By 100,000 Clams Per Year

larryLet it never be said that Michael Klein doesn’t know how to completely bury a headline. Tucked away in an update about the ongoing Mendte-Lycious® scandal, it is revealed what really got Larry’s panties into such a twist about this Lane chickadee in the first place:

Mendte, 51, grossed $700,000 a year as CBS3′s marquee anchor. The station fired Mendte three weeks after FBI agents seized his home computer. [...] Lane filed a lawsuit June 19 that claimed Mendte worked to discredit her behind the scenes and that CBS3 defamed her as she was fired from her $800,000-a-year job.

We suspected as much all along, and it just goes to show, like we said before, how much this whole thing echoes Election: Village elder sees something he doesn’t like about himself in nubile young female, thoughts of professional jealousy ensue, elder eventually sabotages younger, only to have it double back on himself and lead to total and complete ruination. Larry, you need to watch more movies. And you know what? We suspect you will.
Previously: Talk The Talk: Paul Triggiani, Webmaster For LarryMendteIsNotACriminal.com

One Response to “Dept. Of Things We Are Above Posting About: Larry Mendte’s Seething Hatred Of Alycia Lane Fueled By 100,000 Clams Per Year”

  1. jburnside Says:

    I wonder if Dawn gets tired of Larry screaming ALYCIA! while he’s pounding her from the rear?

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