Snoop Dogg Swoops Into G Lounge, Shares His “You Know What,” Drops His Digits On An Illmatic Asian
Talk about severe short-term memory loss: We totally FORGOT to go to the Snoop Dogg party at the insufferable G Lounge last night! We RSVP’d and everything! Turns out, we missed exactly the kind of thing we thought we’d miss, if only we could have remembered to go in the first place: Chio In The Morning on-air concubine G-N and her girfriends re-enacting Sex And The City (this kind of life must be an incessant loop, it’s sad, like genocide-sad) and chatting up G’s guest of honor, Snoop Dogg:
When I was leaving G lounge and saying bye to Snoop, he did the coolest thing….he grabbed my crackberry and entered his cell, email, and here’s the best part, under the “company” field, he typed in Doggystyle and under the “job title” field, he typed in Hustla! HA! And then he took this picture of himself to save under his contact on my phone. High times!
Don’t laugh, dude. Women like this only ever end up being either your boss, or your boss’ wife. Either way, keep that smirk to yourself.
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