Rumblings: God Gave Names To All The Animals
>>> LLAMAS: Well, hello, Dalai! Number one Beastie Boys fan kicks it at the Kimmel Center this afternoon. And speaking of the Beasties… [Inky]
>>> DOG PIGS: Animal Planet debuts the first of eight episodes of Animal Cops set in Philly tonight. We have a drinking game set up for this: Drink one beer every time the Animal Cops mistake a Fishtown Street Urchin for an abused dog, and do a shot each time the show reminds you just how howlingly mortified you are to be from here. [Inky]
>>> CHUMPOSAURUSES: Third Circuit Court said that Lansdowne anti-gay activists/likely NASCAR fans Repent America were getting out of line and deserved to be booted from OutFest in ‘04. Awww. Want us to call you a wahhhmbulance, guys? [Inky]
