Bush Legacy Tour To Stop In Philly, Remind Everybody That We’re Not Nearly Out Of The Woods Yet
We have to be honest about this: Ever since the PA Primary came and went, it’s been kind of easy to forget there’s been a presidential election going on at all. For one, Philly has resumed its we-seceded-from-the-Union-decades-ago vibe that we love so much, and for another, John McCain has been running such a shit-tastic campaign that it’s been hard to take the old coot (or any white people, really) seriously. But to put it in Bush-ian terms, we stand on a precipice of further danger-osity, folks: Letting our eyes wander from the prize right now could result in utter disaster. Like, even more than what we’ve got now. So when The Bush Legacy Tour rolls up in front of The National Constitution Center tomorrow morning at 10am (and stays there all day), think of it as a cold shower you can walk into and wake yourself up with. The video at right explains it in further detail, but basically the BLT is a traveling museum dedicated to the Bush Era of Fuckery. The Philthy Limo this is not, but in some ways, hey, it kind of is.
TheBushLegacyTour: I’d So Much Rather Be On The Willie Nelson Bus
July 9th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I know for a fact that the press secretary is a hottie and a former philadelphian…I hope this entices at least one person to go.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Let’s all show up with a full bladder and collectively piss all over him
July 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I thought the Bush Legacy tour bus was flooded somewhere near Lake Pontchartrain.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Julia, are you talking about the lovely Dana Perino? If she’s there then call me a neocon for a day.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I’d be more than willing to teach Dana Perino a thing or two about my Cuban Missile crisis…
July 9th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
*sigh* Americans United for Change is a very left winged organization, they are touring to remind people of the failed past 8 years and that John McCain would be another 4 more years of failure.