The Philebrity Lexicon: “Jitbag”

Jit·bag · noun, slang.
Highly pejorative term of DERISION, used to describe a person whose character, behavior, or status in life is such that he or she is eminently worthy of comparison to a FULLY UTILIZED PROPHYLACTIC that has been carelessly discarded with gay abandon.
Syn.: JERKOFF, ASSHAT.
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Previously In The Philebrity Lexicon: DOMERS, HAMMERS, NOUGARS

4 Responses to “The Philebrity Lexicon: “Jitbag””

  1. C. The Impaler Says:

    Is there anything in the Philly lexicon, besides “jawn” that isn’t a pejorative term of derision? And you wonder why there are so many haters. The city’s whole argot is full of contempt.

  2. John Lightstone Says:

    It’s like yiddish, where every 3rd word means “dick”.

  3. Philly Chit Chat Says:

    Gross I just had breakfast and this popped up on my google alert!

  4. 29thfloor Says:

    You have a Google alert for “jitbag”?

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