We think social networking sites can be very helpful when used properly (and filled with scantily clad girls), but sometime after McDonald’s added us to MySpace and started posting bulletins about white meat nuggets, we realized this new web 2.0 revolution isn’t all it was cracked up to be. Now, MySpace has been replaced with Twitter, and the commercial and intellectual decay of the once useful site has begun. We have found the 15 most useless Twitter Accounts, and we would like to protect you from them.

15. Wxphilly: A weather twitter might be really helpful if it was updated everyday, instead of a month ago. Even then, this better be John Bolaris’ Twitter.

14. PhillyCarShare: Should be a great resource, instead it is a black hole of empty.

13. MetroPhilly: About as reliable as…the Metro Philly.

12. Geekycybermom: Did I just step into an AOL Chat room? A/S/L?

11. CityPaper: Apparently Twitter headlines can be just as boring as full articles. Tip of the hat to you!

10. Phillydotcom: Anyone here? Hello? Hello?

9. Ignitephilly: Is it me or does the room smell of Geek?

8. Cheesesteak: Luckily, the few posts are all written in English.

7. Philliescast: One of these days we’ll set up our Twitter account…I mean win a Championship…I mean, have you seen how beautiful the ballpark is?

6. ibarbilee: I seriously need a Rosetta Stone to translate some of the inane shit written here.

5. WhippedBakeShop: Past Tense Overload. Aren’t you ever making anything, instead of delivering it?

4. Tmoms: No disrespect Tattooed Mom, but if I wanted a Twitter friend who only updated about specials, I would have added my drug dealer. And he probably would have a better background than yours too.

3. Fishtown: Also #1 on the most brilliant single Twitter entry.

2. Comcastcares: Basically reads as an apology log with a baby blue background. Great title though.

1. Philebrity: Seriously, just listen to our MuxTape

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 10:43 am.