Press Release Of The Week: Finally, You Can Get Your Attorney Right Where You Want Him
Yes, it’s in New York, but what are you trying to say? That Philadelphia lawyers aren’t good enough to be waterboarded?
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LAWYERS WANTED FOR NYC WATERBOARDING EVENT
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Step Up And Ride the Waterboard of Terror
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An Experimental Art Event Presented by Steve Powers and Creative Time
Yep, that Steve Powers. Full press release after the jump. We’re looking in your direction, Mr. Corcoran.
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LAWYERS WANTED FOR NYC WATERBOARDING EVENT
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Step Up And Ride the Waterboard of Terror
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An Experimental Art Event Presented by Steve Powers and Creative TimeWANTED—Fifty courageous lawyers willing to be waterboarded for five
seconds. Volunteers will be strapped to a wooden board and have water
poured over their face to simulate drowning. You will be required to
sign a release and attend one short training session prior to the
event.IS IT SAFE? Yes. The waterboarding will be carefully supervised and
last for a maximum of five seconds. Trained medical personnel will be
on hand. Volunteers will be able to stop the waterboarding at any time
by ringing a bell.WHEN? July 2008, exact details TBA
WHERE? New York City, exact details TBA
WHY? We’re interested in whether waterboarding is torture. Now that
this question has been handed over to the courts, who better to answer
it than trained legal professionals?INTERESTED? QUESTIONS? Send your name and contact info to Steve Powers
at ridethewaterboard@gmail.com.
