Breaking News: UPenn Guys Learn To Talk To Girls

If you are a male UPenn student who is terrified of women and you pay people to fix your problems, there’s a good chance you know Steve Dingley. For those of you not living in fear of the female population, Dingley is a Penn graduate who passes himself off as a love guru of sorts. It began as a joke, with Dingley hanging posters offering his lady hunting services, but when male students called him willing to pay him $40 a “session”, he began to take things a bit more seriously. During these sessions Dingley bought his students dinner at a restaurant and then forced them to talk to girls. The article that surfaced on the Inquirer website even went as far as to list the full names and ages of Dingley’s students. Good luck explaining to your girlfriend that another guy trained you to talk to her. Is this guy for real? Could someone be pulling a Nick Sylvester? It’s unsure, but the photo posted of him today could have been snatched off Match.com, easily.

10 Responses to “Breaking News: UPenn Guys Learn To Talk To Girls”

  1. Ryan Vernon Says:

    what a chooch.

  2. killabee Says:

    i was a lecturer for a class that guy was in. he’s friendly. spent a lot of time talking to the ladies during class.

  3. Anna Says:

    I would gladly chip in five bucks to send some Philly men to his Dude Boot Camp. Maybe we could start a Shmitten Kitten Scholarship Fund. It’ll be our Fulbright.

  4. Ryan Vernon Says:

    philadelphia’s got enough hammerheads as it is…

  5. killabee Says:

    looks like jim mcnulty too

  6. Handsome Pete Says:

    It will be a cold day in hell before I trust a pick up artist NOT wearing a Jamiroquai hat.

  7. Hung Stoner Says:

    Does he teach guys how to pick up guys as well? I swear I saw him at Woody’s one night.

  8. killabee Says:

    do you need to /try/ to pick up a guy at a gay bar?

  9. kinkyrusky Says:

    Steve,

    Thank you so much. For all these people above that have bad things to say about this true hero of men, consider this: I was born with a curse of sorts…a very small, well, member. It was always a problem in dating, and i was laughed at rather than laid quite a bit. Steve taught me to look past that, and i was able to sleep with a girl who i previously would have thought was entirely out of my league. This man is a true master of this specific art, and I am truly blessed to have had him in my life. Thank you, Steve.

  10. Ryan Vernon Says:

    wow.

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