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Shh! Be Quiet! The PELÉ OF FACEBITING Is TRYING TO THINK!


You know that beautiful line in “Naive Melody” by Talking Heads where he’s like ‘Oh-oh, sing into my mouth?’ Well, this is like that, except I’m BITING YOUR FACE.

Can you hear something that The Pelé Of Facebiting is trying to think about? Send it along to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This entry was posted on Monday, June 23rd, 2008 at 1:07 pm.

3 Responses to “Shh! Be Quiet! The PELÉ OF FACEBITING Is TRYING TO THINK!”

  1. Earle Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    “My mind’s tellin’ me NOoooo…but my body, my body’s tellin’ me yeeaahess!”

  2. John Lightstone Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    “I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew! I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!”

  3. expat attack Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    “Allow me to paraphrase Oscar Wilde ‘Your chin and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go!”

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