Fun With JournalismJobs: Which Local Outlet Is Looking For Philebrity Lite®?
Are you obsessed with newspapers, blogs, magazines and the Internets? [1] Do you wake up in the middle of the night wondering how Brian Tierney is going to make it all work? [2] Do you want to know what Arianna Huffington [3] thinks about when she brushes her teeth? If so, we want you to write a column for us about the world of media, both inside Philadelphia and beyond [4]. Please have prior writing experience and substantial clips [5].
After the jump, we parse it.
1. By the mention of “Internets” alone, you know this one isn’t us. After all, we made a promise, and we intend to keep it.
2. Wait, where’s that graphic, shit, it must be around here somewhere, oh wait:
Plenty more where that came from, folks.
3. There’s always something so soulless and craven about these namedrop-droppy job ads. It’s like they’re pretty much saying, “ME HAVE NO IDEAS. ME WANT WHAT OTHERS HAVE. YOU DO FOR ME NOW.” This has gotta be the Weekly, right?
4. Let us finish that sentence for you: “…the world of media, both inside Philadelphia and beyond BECAUSE SOME DAYS, THERE’S JUST NOT THAT MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT AROUND HERE.”
5. Translation: Philebrity interns, send your post links into this stat. Cash money! This is what we were telling you about! Carpe hackum!
JournalismJobs: Me Talk Pretty One Day
