How many times has a sweaty, coke-addled friend called you at 5pm on a Friday and asked you the following?

“PEOPLE CAN WE PLEASE RIDE IN A LIMO WITH A STRIPPER POLE AND TWO DJS AND A BUNCH OF COMPLETE STRANGERS PLEASE?”

We know, it hurts. The uncomfortable silences. The olive branch that you offer of an evening of Wii and pizza. The disappointment in their eyes when they show up at your house nine hours later, still tweaking and totally oblivious up until then to the fact that you were serious about the pizza and the Wii. Well, hang your head in shame no longer, Fellow Enabler! Now, there is Philthy Limo — not affiliated with the party pictures site of the same name, but hey, it oughta be — an all-in service that comes with everything BUT the hot tub and the heart attack. The service will pretty much line it all up for you, from the limo to DJs IN THE LIMO to guests to a FULL LASER LIGHT SHOW, FOG and security. All on the limo. It’s like the Noah’s Ark of Partying! So the next time Dr. Everything’ll Be Alright calls, rest easy, pal. For once, you’re covered.
PhilthyLimo: If The Limo Is Willin’, You’re Gonna Need Some Penicillin

This entry was posted on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 3:11 pm.