And Now For Something Completely NOT WORK SAFE…
Last night at the Khyber, the monthly Die Actor Die comedy night held a competition of sorts, for “The Dirtiest Sketch In Philadelphia.” Well, the Secret Pants comedy troupe took the prize — and we mean really, really took it — with this bit, which we’ll call “Celebrity Corpse Fucking.” Not safe for work, or anyone still mourning a dead famous person. Any dead famous person. But for everybody else? Ha-mazing. Kudos to you, Secret Pants. Now wash your mouths out with a big bar of Lifebouy. [Hat tip to ComicVsAudience]
June 17th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
This was sooo funny. I liked the Gene Siskel line and the “Lambchop was a sock after all” best. Seriously though, who writes this shit? Awesome. I couldn’t hear that well at the show and missed some of the jokes, but I’m glad someone put it up here. Big props to Meg and Rob and the Sixth Borough’s sketches too. I won’t be able to listen to Terry Gross the same again.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
His name is Brian Kelly, he’s big and he’s bad. If you mess with him, he’ll fuck your dad. He’ll fuck your dad, ya’ll. He’ll fuck your dad.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Whoa there Maus… In all fairness, this (like every one of our sketches) was a total group effort. Everyone in Secret Pants contributed.
Maus was right about the dad thing though. Given the opportunity, I will totally fuck your dad.
Thanks for the posting the sketch Philebrity!
June 18th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
@Brian Kelly + All Secret Pants Members: Excellent job on this one. That sketch was a great balance between “witty” and “gross-out” and wasn’t offensively crass or completely fucked-up stupid idiotic like other performances that night. You guys are awesome!
@funnybird: Yeah, The Khyber has to invest in better mikes for sketch performances on that stage. Also, the people in the bar in the next room need to be instructed to shut up when people are trying to perform . . .