This Evening: Bear-ly Alive!
>>> So, we were just notified of this early, all ages show happening at the Barbary at 6:30pm with Brooklyn’s Bear Hands. The band wasn’t on our radar, so we decided that this was as good time as any to play:
ARE THESE GUYS BROOKLYN DOUCHELORDS OR WHAT?
And here is what we found:
PHILEBRITY: Hey, wanna play, “Are these guys Brooklyn douchetards or not?” with me?
NEW YORK FRIEND #1:yes… but in a minute.
PHILEBRITY: BEAR HANDS
NEW YORK FRIEND #1: this is all snap – i dunno them. but come on. seriously, ANOTHER bear name?
PHILEBRITY: You have a point.
Next!
PHILEBRITY: wanna play?
NEW YORK FRIEND #2: oh brother. yes.
PHILEBRITY: BEAR HANDS
NEW YORK FRIEND #2: i don’t so much watch them. i DO, however, have a tiny, tiny, stretchy black shirt from the store express for men, size small, which belongs to the singer
PHILEBRITY: what do you do with that?
NEW YORK FRIEND #2: it’s sitting next to my desk next to a t-shirt for a sarah michelle gellar movie. next band. gimme.
Monday night! Get into this, Philadelphia!






