No! NOOOOOOOOOO! Dear God, in the name of all that is right and holy, anybody but Larry! He’s the only one we actually like! (Well, OK, we like the gay one that does the traffic on the station where it looks like Chutes & Ladders, and we also have a major thing for the blonde one — who also does traffic — with the mole and the enormous hair and I suppose that Erin O’Hearn is really pretty friggin’ hot when you consider the field, but I think you get our point!) Not Larry! And WTF? This story about how he may have been reading Alycia Lane‘s emails? And had his computer seized by the FBI? THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING. FOR ANYONE WHO EVEN HEARS ABOUT IT! (Discuss: How does this relate, exactly, to Lane’s unlawful termination suit? But wait! WHY DO WE FUCKING CARE! ARGGGHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY FUCKING MONDAY, GOD? ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!!) And plus, there’s the added annoyance that basically, this is all Dan Gross is going to talk about for the next 6 months, thereby hammering home this awful catch-22 wherein people are told that these talking head drones (even when they are as awesome and wonderful as Larry Mendte apparently is) actually matter straight up until the point when people start believing that they do. Sigh.
Inky: I Can’t Believe We Have To Report About This

This entry was posted on Monday, June 2nd, 2008 at 8:58 am.