First things first: Let us take a moment to ponder a world in which M.I.A. is marrying a man who is NOT Diplo and that somehow, this is on Perez Hilton’s radar every bit as much as it is ours. Like whoa. It’s OK, I’ll give you a moment. Digest. Nevertheless, even though she may not be making little Diplodicuses and settling down in Mt. Airy at any point in the near future or ever (sigh), nothing can deter our eternal love because Piracy Funds Terrorism CHANGED THIS CITY FOREVER, PEOPLE! And we’ll never forget. (And yes, that’s a zhare link we found. You’re welcome.) Anyway, yes: M.I.A. + Broadzilla at the Armory this Thursday. And we’ve got tickets. To enter to win, send an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “PAPER PLANES” in the subject header. Winners will be chosen Wednesday afternoon, and then notified via carrier pigeon. Now enter the contest, get on that zshare link and say it with us: Love is a bitch.

This entry was posted on Monday, June 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm.