BriannaUpdate®: “The Biggest-Ass Whores I Have Ever Seen IN MY LIFE”

And she would know. In case you missed our earlier post on Brianna Taylor, Warminster native and wannabe Mariah and now one of the seven strangers on Real World XX, let us sum it up quickly: We’re obsessed. And while in past years, we have bemoaned the RW’s long slide into irrelevance, this year, we don’t care: The Hollywood cast is so flat-out batshit nuts — seriously, some of these kids should have those dog lampshade things on their heads so they don’t hurt themselves — that we’re totally sucked in. Plus, there’s the hometown champ to cheer on. Brianna didn’t have all that much going on in last night’s episode, save for this moment above, shown from the Real World Dailies site in all of its unexpurgated glory. The girls go on an Extreme Cockblocking mission and Brianna tells the “L.A. Whores” how it is. In related Brianna news, she’ll be appearing at Shampoo (of course, of course) on May 25. We’re so going.
RealWorldDailies: Brianna Scares Porn Star

One Response to “BriannaUpdate®: “The Biggest-Ass Whores I Have Ever Seen IN MY LIFE””

  1. mappy Says:

    I was surprised the age verification thingie even went back to the ’70s.

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