Don’t Tase Me, Bro: Superuntruthful Lying Liar To Appear At Free Library

Maybe it’s the spring, making us come over all lovey dovey, maybe it’s a spirit of forgiveness we’ve taken on ever since we totally and completely bottomed out last weekend (looooooong story, but suffice it to say we’re blogging today from a place called “Promises”), but maybe, possibly, could it be that we are ready to forgive James Frey? What on Earth for! We cannot explain it, but next thing we knew, we were standing in Target, actually considering a purchase of Bright Shiny Morning, Frey’s debut novel — yes, that’s novel — and, and, what the hell is wrong with us? Well, you really wanna know? I think, honestly, it’s just hatred of Oprah. We’d already felt that way for a long time, but after reading this Vanity Fair profile — which doesn’t really set out to do Frey so many favors as it does to slam Ms. Winfrey — I don’t know, he just didn’t seem like a bad guy. I can’t explain it. I’ll tell ya one thing, though: This Promises place? Doin’ me wonders. I feel GREAT. Oh! But anyway: Frey’s gonna be at the Free Library on May 27. One day at a time. You know how it is.
VanityFair: James Frey’s Morning After
FreeLibrary: All Of History Is A Lie Anyway, Right?

2 Responses to “Don’t Tase Me, Bro: Superuntruthful Lying Liar To Appear At Free Library”

  1. fuckermost Says:

    no no this is all wrong! you forgive somebody for making up a fib in junior high! this guy has an entire career based on exaggerated substance abuse. a career he doesn’t really deserve. people read his memoir not because he was a gifted writer but because he hyperbolated® a horrific tale. which, i guess, makes him a talented writer. nevermind. joke’s on me. you made me promises promises. knowing i’d believe!

  2. joeymazoey Says:

    golly he’s even cuter than usual with that lacoste pique and the glasses and the grin. and seriously, isn’t everyone a liar after you fuck them?

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