Nutline®: Dude’s Clone Still More Capable Than The Average Philadelphia Mayor

If you’re anything like us, you let out a long fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally after scoping the KYW headlines this morning. To think, we almost missed this one, because it was buried in between news of the Philadelphia Zoo closing and the Veteran’s Memorial Run, but here it is:

Mayor Nutter’s ‘Clone’ Answers Questions

Dun’ be playing with us, KYW. In the year that it is, a Nutter Clone is not a joke. Let alone a good one. If he’s scheduled to be at ten separate, overlapping events, don’t speculate on how it’s done. We’ve all been to music festivals.
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One Response to “Nutline®: Dude’s Clone Still More Capable Than The Average Philadelphia Mayor”

  1. C. The Impaler Says:

    Did anyone figure out what happened to those two Michael Nutters made of cocaine?

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