Shh! Be Quiet! Barbara Walters Is TRYING TO THINK!
Do you think that delightful yet troubled young chap Owen Wilson will still be in town when I fly in for the Book Festival this weekend? This is off the record, of course, but mama needs some fresh flesh for her COUGAR FANGS, if you know what I’m sayin’. Are you pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down? SOCK IT TO ME, BABY!
Can you hear something that Barbara Walters is trying to think about? Send it along to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
shouldn’t it be
shh! Barbara Walters is tawhyin to think
May 15th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Shiiit, Cuz. If she’s hiring, I’m applying.
Intern to Barbara: “Ms. Wahwah, I fix you sandwidge and Pepsi then you give me spankies??!”
Schock it to me, indeed!
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2185/mp3/101166_SOUNDDOGS_AN.mp3
“And that is the understatement of the century.”