Box Of Live Beatles Seized At Philly Post Office; Beatle Paul Said To Survive Solely On Wooden Leg Found In Shipping Container
[...] The postmaster suspected the package contained live organisms and notified authorities, according to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency. The package was sent to Philadelphia, where it was X-rayed and then opened.
“The specimens were some of the largest of their kind, and some of the largest I’ve ever seen, averaging five to six inches in diameter,” John Plummer, an agency agriculture specialist, said in a statement Wednesday.
Sadly, however, Beatles George and John did not survive the trip. The group missed reuniting with former Beatle Pete Best in Philadelphia by just 3 days. Professional Fake Friend Of The Beatles Larry Kane was not available for comment, as he was out of town, signing copies of his latest book, No, Seriously, For The Last Time: I Knew The Beatles. What Do You Mean ‘Who The Hell Am I?’.
AP: With A Bug Like That, You Know You Should Be Glad
