This Just In: Hollywood Lamprey/Symbol Of Everything Wrong With Plot-Driven Television In The Vicinity Of The Bellevue Today
Philebrity has learned that Jennifer Aniston (pictured here during her dreadful heyday) will be filming one of her scenes for Marley & Me outside the Bellevue at Broad & Walnut Sts. today. Accompanying her will be actors Owen Wilson and Patrick Dempsey (TV’s McDreamy). Philebrity recommends that you approach Ms. Aniston with extreme caution, as she reminds us of nothing so much of the Culture of Lowered Expectations, both through her routinely po-faced movie roles (she’s kind of like the more expensive Laura Linney) and her put-upon, wounded bird media presence, which has made us want to die ever since we first encountered her during The Time When We Still Used Cassettes.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:17 am
She got to do it with Jake Gyllenhall in The Good Girl, her one example of non po-face.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Jen not in town yet, Eric Dane (aka Dr. McSteamy) is in the movie not Patrick Dempsey. I know this will be a shock, I already photographed the action, and there were a lot of citizen paparazzi there too.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Oh God. They are making a movie of the book about the effing dog? Everything has gone wrong.