>>> The day had been going along productively enough, right up until someone sent us Moe Tkacik’s horrifying (yet adventurous and weirdly, grossly fun) tale of that time she got a tampon stuck up inside her for a week. After that, we gotta say, we need a stiff drink and a walk around the park. It’s going to be that kind of week again, isn’t it? [Jezebel]
>>> But on the plus side, it did finally give me an appropos comparison point: Since I have no vagina, I can only imagine that having a tampon stuck inside of me, reeking and spewing vaginal regret every chance it gets, would basically be the female equivalent of a dude having to watch DMac and Johnny Goodtimes make their insides burst by sporting inverted boners up into their n’esticles so as not to, well, sport boners in front of Kerri-Lee Halkett. (Video at right.) At which point, toxic shock syndrome would be a frickin’ godsend. [WillDo]
>>> And finally, Liz Spikol: “Mad Pride” poster girl? Hey, at least it’s better than having a tampon lodged in your hoo-hah or wearing whatever that shirt is that Goodtimes has on. [NYT]

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