This Just In: Let The Gay/Italian MILF/Acme Shopper Interface Rejoice!


(Philadelphia, PA — May 8, 2008) Madonna, the world’s tastiest sweetheart, brings her non-stop treats to the Wachovia Center on Wednesday, November 19 as part of her “STICKY & SWEET” World Tour. Tickets will go on sale on Monday, June 2 at 10 a.m. exclusively through ComcastTIX at ComcastTIX.com, 1-800-298-4200, the Wachovia Complex Box Office, or select ACME locations.

Cleanup on aisle 7, please: Faux British accent spilling all over.

3 Responses to “This Just In: Let The Gay/Italian MILF/Acme Shopper Interface Rejoice!”

  1. PhillyChitChat Says:

    Damn I am in Paris that week, really.

  2. ResIpsaLoquitur Says:

    The jew, the italian and the redhead gay?

  3. pascallo Says:

    “the world´s tastiest sweetheart”. OMG, That gave me the creeps.
    The same might actually happen if you check out this:

    http://www.popvulturetshirt.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=26

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