>>> Herb Denenberg (pictured), you were so much cuter in that softer age when you simply terrorized local business owners foolish enough to let your cameras within 50 feet of them. Now you’re just some old pud catching up on his reading, pondering “the unbelievable anti-American, anti-law-enforcement, anti-military, anti-family, anti-conservative, anti-Israel, anti-Semitic and anti-Republican bias” that everyone younger than you apparently has. Sigh. This eventually happens to all of us, doesn’t it? Don’t tell me, I’ll find out for myself soon enough. [EveningBulletin]
>>> Garret Reid, you’ve got two years in state pen for shoving 89 Klonopin up your ass, and when you get out, I’m laying green money down that says you will still be complete fucking mess and to me, a symbol of every single thing I hate about America. Bon voyage! [AP]
>>> Philadelphia Weekly begins to syndicate Dan Levy’s “On The DL” podcast, only to feature as a guest… Tim Whitaker, the Original Disappointing White Man. Fun fact: Levy’s dad, Maury, invented the whole Best of Philly concept; Whitaker has paid tribute to him by dedicating no less than 18 issues of PW devoted to listing shit you already know. [OnTheDL]

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