Rumblings: This Is Why You Can’t Have Nice Things, Suburban Edition

>>> DelCo, are you kidding us with this “Smiley Face Murders” shit? Is everything you people do creepy and 1970s and seemingly from the Friday the 13th ouvre? We already know the answer. And we kinda love it. Keep on keepin’ on. [DelcoTimes]
>>> Now that their work here in Philly is done they’ve sucked whatever media juice they can out of their own rotting corpse here in Philly, The Guardian Angels hit America’s next greatest tale of urban woe and degradation. Ahhh, that would be… Wilkes-Barre. [Times-Leader]
>>> And finally, is nothing sacred? Pennsauken family to flip their Extreme Makeover house? That’s soooooo Pennsauken. [Inky]

2 Responses to “Rumblings: This Is Why You Can’t Have Nice Things, Suburban Edition”

  1. Ryan Vernon Says:

    :o)

  2. djlynnabraham Says:

    i like the name “the emoticon killer” better.

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