Musical Rumblings: Don’t Fear The Reaper
>>> Naeem Juwan, I mean, Spank Rock, ARE YOU OKAY??? We hope so, dude. Get well soon and here’s hoping Miss Blank is cooking you up some piping hot, erm, soup. Yes, soup. [Pitchfork]
>>> The Weeds soundtrack has dropped! And yep, the Illinois/”Brick Dance” jam is on it. Go ‘illies. [Paste]
>>> And while we still wince a little bit at the idea of a camp dedicated to sectioning off young girls and teaching them the dying arts of Rock (isn’t this what Paul Green School Of Rock does, just without the weird “girls can do ANYTHING!” rhetoric?), hey, it’s all one big tent and you don’t have to believe what we believe. Point is, the Girls Rock Philly camp is back this summer, and if you’ve got a young sapling itching to learn how to write songs about how much she hates you, apply now. [GirlsRockPhilly]
BONUS ROUND: Naeem, when you recover and get back, check out getting on the Jerry Blavat health plan. Apparently, it makes your dick grow huge and covers your Society Hill Towers apartment in black mirrors and Native American memorobilia. [PhillyMag]














