SIXERS: BREAKING: Samuel Dalembert (pictured) has joined Phil Moore Brown and was last seen shotgunning a Sparks outside the Barbary. Says basketball is bullshit and he just wants to skateboard, enroll in UArts and hang with Saul Williams. Damn. [DN]
PHILS: The continuing crunchy-granolafying of Citizen’s Bank Park never fails to bring a smile to our strained-from-frowning faces. First, it was the veggie snacks they rolled out at the beginning of the season. Today, they announced that they’ve gone loco for renewable green energy. Seems like Phanatic finally started passing that bong around. Wait, is the Phanatic a bong himself? Holy shit holy shit holy shit. [PBJ]
FAKEBALL: Sometimes we think that the whole of arena football is nothing more than a Ponzi scheme to keep Jon Bon Jovi’s career alive. [SportsIllustrated]
FLYERS: The Broad Street Bullies ponder using an age-old talisman/lady buddha in an effort to raindance more playoff victories. Oh snap, that’s Kate Smith! Pardon, ma’am. GO FLYERS! [DN]

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 at 4:12 pm.