Rumblings: Frontier Livin’
>>> Well, howdy, pardners! Before we strap on the ol’ lunchtime feedbag, we was just fixin’ to let you all know that there’s a SHOWDOWN a-brewin’ come the first light of the ol’ slippery June. Would seem that some highfalutin’ city folks are aimin’ to make them Boy Scouts SAY THEY LIKE KISSIN’ MEN FULL ON THE MOUTH by that day, or face bein’ thrown out onto the road! These hightone city types seem like they mean business! [KYW]
>>> And wouldn’t ya know it, seems like some of those eye-talians got caught gamblin’ again, and this time, the chain stretches all the way up to the local MAF-I-ER! Now, I like a game of the rummy as much as the next man, but be careful those gypsy wops don’t give ya the EVIL EYE! Now, before y’all start writin’ letters in, just remember that as a fictional frontiersman, ethnic stereotypin’ is perfectly above board! Sold American! [Inky]
>>> And finally, on the lighter fare, some good news: Seems like the townsfolk are overjoyed that those cathode-ray ghost-types Dawn Stensland and Larry Mendte just gave themselves a birthin’ to a baby racoon, midwifed by their 140-pound German shepherd. Now if that don’t beat all! [Inky]
