Rumblings: Kid Stuff
>>> Tell the truth: Smarty Jones (pictured here in loving portraiture by The Alonso Studio) was about 500 times cooler than that whining bitch Barbaro, who has basically become the megachurch of horses. It doesn’t seem fair, does it? At the very least, Smarty can take comfort in the fact that his likeness is being added to the carousel at Franklin Square Park alongside horsebud Afleet Alex. [TravelVideoTelevision]
>>> Even in the midst of my foul, foul mood today, even I warmed at the story of some little kid challenging Nutter to a thumbwrestling… and the kid opening up a can whupass on Dude’s thumb. Quote of the week:
“He did take me down and I am … I am … impacted,” Nutter said. “I’m dealing with it. By the end of the day, I’m going to track that kid down and demand a rematch.” [Clout]
>>> But really, your love hurts me. But it’s OK. Frankly, all love hurts me. [YourLoveHurtsMe]
