Rumblings: The Clog
>>> Damn, if you’re in Center City, we hope you got your milk, bread and eggs in, because you ain’t going nowhere. Some of the streets surrounding the National Constitution Center have been closed due to tonight’s presidential debate, in part, we assume, to make room for Hillary Clinton sense of entitlement and truckload of half-truths. Hiyo! Oh come on, Hillbots, lighten up already: We’re all going to John McCain hell together. [KYW]
>>> I got good news and I got bad news. Bad news: AT&T just laid pipe on the El in an effort to make your commute that much more unbearable by proximity to morning family drama calls and such. Good news: It doesn’t work for Nextel users. Hah-hah! Chirp this, bitches! [DN]
>>> Mary, grab the baby, the water’s riiiiiising: Or, no, wait. It’s not rising enough. Is that right? Holy hell, I’m hung over. Either way, New York is releasing eight billion gallons of water to stop the Delaware from flooding. Much like I released 45 pints of Kenzinger last night in an effort to keep National Mechanics from flooding. [Inky]
