This Evening: Boys And Girls

>>> Rogue Wave are back in town, but tonight, they’re augmented by our buds The Silver Ages, the 12-man a capella group featuring doods from Philly indie rock bands that you probably like or at least have heard of. This, of course, is at the First Unitarian Church. Pimm’s Cup in a thermos. Saying.
>>> We know you’ve all been waiting for this, ever since Ani DiFranco ‘fessed that she liked the wang and you got all bummed and your performances at the poetry slam started getting sub-par. You can’t say what it is; all you know is that your chain wallet doesn’t swing like it used to. Fear not: At Tritone, The Body Heat Femme Porn Tour is in town. Or as we like to call it, Def Lesbian Poetry Jam.

One Response to “This Evening: Boys And Girls”

  1. Greenie Says:

    Def Lesbian Poetry Jam? That stinks. What you wrote about the Porn tour wasn’t even funny, just disrespectful and corny.
    My vagina wrote this for you:

    Bap your mom about.
    Cross your wang with a stripper.
    Go eat some frisee.

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