Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together: Batshit Exhibitionism Versus Space-Age Delusion
From good ol’ AlertPhila.com:
On Friday, April 11, 2008, from 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM, at the Independence Visitors Center located at 6th & Market Streets, CBS Productions will be holding “Big Brother” auditions. More than 200 contestants have pre-registered for this event but the event is expected to draw large crowds and media. The National Park Service will be on hand to monitor this event.
On Saturday, April 12, 2008, from 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM, at the Church of Scientology of Pennsylvania located at 1312-16 Chestnut Street there will be a protest against drugs.
PS, those are their italics. Somebody put the entire contents of both of these events into a time capsule and send it to God, please, with a note that reads, “We tried, but we thought you would think it was funnier this way.”
