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WMMR Responds To Flyers Playoff Coup With Requisite Grace And Charm

Hey, it’s not that we’re not psyched about the Flyers making the playoffs the very year after their worst season in history — for sure, this is news that makes the heart soar. Makes you feel like anything is possible, you know, dawg? It’s just that, well, not to put too fine a point on it, The WMMR Philly’s Hottest Flyers Fan dashes all that good energy and singlehandedly makes Philly feel like the meth-y backwater your momma raised you in. Egad, man, even if the women here were willing participants, there has to be some kind of abuse charge that can be brought upon K-CHOAD, I mean, WMMR. Go ahead, take a look. It won’t kill anything but your soul. PS. Do NOT send this link to any out of town friends. It’ll never be the same.
WMMR: You Just Know Preston Is Only Like Days Away From Having Sweaty Hogsex With One Of These Poor Girls

This entry was posted on Thursday, April 10th, 2008 at 10:42 am.

  • fuckermost

    man. cheswold.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sarasherr Sugar Town

    As a person who grew up with Pierre Robert and the Morning Zoo, I stil haven’t gotten used to nu-choad WMMR. I wake up to Preston and Steve in the morning because the mega-wat flame-thrower the only FM station my clock radio can get, and they make me angry enough to get out bed.