“I AM STARTING TO GET THE DISTINCT FEELING THAT YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETELY USING ME AS A RUNNING GAG FOR ONE DAY, WHICH ADMITTEDLY PLAYS INTO MY BIZARRE MYSPACE-FED NARCISSISM, BUT I FEAR THAT AFTER TODAY, YOU MAY NEVER SPEAK OF ME AGAIN, THEREBY TERMINATING MY VIABILITY TO PARTY PROMOTERS WHO MAY WANT TO ADD ME AS THE ‘DOOR BY’ GUY AT CERTAIN EVENTS. I FEAR THIS DEEPLY.”

Can you hear something that Lil’ Conrad is trying to think about? Send it along to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com. Actually, on second thought, don’t bother. We’re done! BYE, CONRAD!

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm.