Open Letter To Joey Vento: WE’RE LIVID!
Alright, listen here, you fucking backward, mildly retarded ASSHOLE:
It was one thing when you put up that fucking stupid sign which was basically a huge middle finger to half of the people in your own immediate community. It was even OK, on some level, when you invoked “freedom of speech” and went on a huge publicity campaign when the resulting flap broke. (But believe us, it gives us no comfort to know that we were the first to notice.) But then, it started to get a little weird when you invoked the name of every dead Philly cop ever on the sidewalk of Geno’s (nice brickwork, BTW), basically getting them to side with you from the grave, as well as turning your business into a kind of Disneyland for men and women killed in the line of duty. Yeah, that was a little ghoulish. BUT NOW YOU ARE THREATENING TO SUE THE VERY CITY THAT GAVE YOU LIFE? On some trumped-up, reverse racism civil suit shit? Oh no, sir. Oh no.
On behalf of the entire city of Philadelphia, Mr. Vento, we say: Fuck you, sir. Fuck you in the EAR.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:21 am
something tells me vento might enjoy a good ear fucking.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:37 am
You forgot to add that he’s from New Jersey.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I just expect so much more from mediocre sandwich proprieters.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I wish I had taken a photo the italian (or spanish) language campaign sign he has in his display case, for a local politician. When I was there last Friday at 2AM, there were a lot of drunks and I wasn’t gonna pull out the big gun to shoot it er photograph it.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Dude should apologize to Joey Jerk-off in Mandarin. Or better yet, Arabic.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Joey…Joey…Joey Vento gets a gasface.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:18 am
I hope that when he wins this lawsuit, they take the money from welfare, and have to sell of the Flyers to pay for the rest of it!!!!!!
GOD BLESS MY AMERICA!
Whining liberals Kiss my ASS.