>>> Just who is the Kensington Kat Killer? And how long until this kid — because it’s got to be a kid, I mean, come on — upgrades to people? Hard to say, but he sure is busy now: Beatin’ ‘em with sticks, tying cords around their widdle necks, and, in one case, impaling ‘em through the head. But enough about the victims, let’s talk about the perp. Think he’s got a hard time finding people on eHarmony? [NBC10]
>>> No matter. With 602 people in jail for every 100,000 in Philly right now (and yes, we lead the country on that count, boo-ya, bitches), Kenzo Kat Killah is bound to find love behind bars. [DN]
>>> And find him we shall! FISHTOWN EMO CYBERVIGILANTE, we’re putting up the Bat Signal for you! [DN]

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