Surely This Must Be Some Form Of Child Abuse: Chelsea Clinton Forced To Talk On The Phone With Melissa Etheridge At Woody’s Tonight

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It our belief that: A) Yes, we’re pretty sure this is real and that B) One day, in the not too distant future, Chelsea will re-embrace her inner punk rock, have a wayward phase (she’s suuuuuch a good kid, she totally deserves it) and pen a tell-all that will make Mommie Dearest look like Everybody Poops. I mean, you think the least Mom and Dad could have done was send her to Snacks.

3 Responses to “Surely This Must Be Some Form Of Child Abuse: Chelsea Clinton Forced To Talk On The Phone With Melissa Etheridge At Woody’s Tonight”

  1. fuckermost Says:

    man that’s fucking funny. there is a zone and you guys are in it today. nice work.

  2. gr Says:

    So… is the implication here that Chelsea may be a member of the LGBT community? Because *that* would be … well, not news, but Gawker Media fodder. Bonus points if she’s secretly in a relationship with Cheney’s daughter.

  3. lord_whimsy Says:

    Chelsea has two mommies.

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