>>> Puzzles The Giraffe (pictured), sadly, has died at the same age as Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin. When tapped for comment, his friend, a turtle who refused to be identified, said, “I was always telling him not to go and join that stupid club.” [Inky]
>>> Speaking of long-necked animals with a penchant for stupid clubs, it would seem that Pride of the City Jocelyn Kirsch is living like a character on Weeds in deepest California sprawl, working at a Starbucks and giving reporter Regina Medina many, many excuses to type the words “Jamba Juice.” Not sure what is so, so shocking about a defendant awaiting trial staying back home, Reggie, but surely, you should be up for some kind of award for tapping the chick who got screwed on the whole hair extensions deal again:

If her hair is long, then she still has the extensions, Bisicchia said. Shown two recent photographs of Kirsch, Bisicchia said she is sure her hair pulled into a bun are extensions.

“I can’t believe that she’s allowed so many rights considering what she did,” Bisicchia said. “It’s really surprising, ’cause she has a job and she’s enjoying my extensions.”

If I may quote one of Puzzles The Giraffe’s new buds in Heaven, I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE. [DN]
>>> Miss us yet, Bonnie? If this doesn’t make ya long for home, nothing will: “Police conducting a drug investigation at two homes in Philadelphia’s Hunting Park section found more than 100 birds, including roosters used for cockfighting, ducks, and a hawk, as well as 11 pit bulls, investigators said. Also seized were about $6,000 worth of cocaine, about $100 worth of marijuana and nearly $5,000 in cash, police said.” If it’s gonna be THAT kind of party, I’m-a stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. [TradingMarkets]

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