One Phan’s Bad Omen Is Another Blogger’s Go-To Clip Art For The Rest Of The Season
What, you say? Surely, this cannot be! It must be a joke! No, son, death is real…
A Michigan company has a licensing agreement with Major League Baseball to provide team themed caskets and urns, and the Philllies are among the first team products to be offered.
Eternal Image CEO Clint Mytych says the Phils caskets and urns have been very popular with over 50 Phillies urns already sold and dozens of Phillies caskets on preorder for delivery in the future:
“We have people buying our baseball urns that are still in their 30s and just think it’s cool and they want it in their home because they want it to be the urn they go into.”
… so let me say it now, so there is no debate later. When the time comes for me, Joey Sweeney, to shake off this mortal coil, I humbly ask my loved ones to lay me down in Palmer Cemetary, beside our revolutionary ancestry, and because it is more humane and I don’t want bugs crawling through me, please see that I’m cremated and in one of these things…
… and that there is a small speaker set up at my gravestone that plays this on a 24-hour loop. Thank you, and goodbye.
KYW: And If You Get Hurt, By The Little Things I Say, I Can Put That Smile Right On Your Face
