“A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.” — Proverbs (ch. XVIII, v. 24)

And this is why we are endorsing V.I.P.’s Jonny Makeup in his run to be on the new MTV show, I Wanna Be Paris’ New Best Friend. Yes, this is real. And gay rapper/kept boy/former Philly phone sex operator Jonny being in this contest, though only racking up 55 votes of this writing, has got to be the universe’s way of sending us a message about… stuff. And he’s got everything you need to be BFF’s with Paris. As he states in his questionnaire:

List 3 qualities you think makes a perfect BFF?

#1 I cant get pregnant so i wont flake on Paris to take care of some baby.
#2 Im super gay so we cant fight over boys
#3 I already have a list of people who want to be my friend too!!!!!!

On these rocks, literally millions of fag hag relationships have been made. Paris, this contest is officially over.
ParisBFF: Jonny Makeup Rules OK?

This entry was posted on Monday, March 24th, 2008 at 3:48 pm.