· Step right this way, folks, it’s another Elizabeth Wellington middle-to-low-brow trend piece that’s sure to have you asking the heavens, “Why, God, why is this woman the fashion writer for a paper of record in a major American city?” But God cannot hear you. He has stuffed his ears with a pair of $92 Lululemon sweatpants (pictured) and is simply smiling benevolently as you speak/scream. For ignorance truly is bliss. [Inky]
· Hmm, I wonder if I can modify my “Tortured Philly Fan” shirt so that it says “Tortured Elizabeth Wellington Reader Who Can’t, Won’t Look Away.” [DrunkenBleachers]
· Sigh. I suppose it’s nothing a six pack of canned, watery domestic tucked inside my little green Tequila Sunrise bag couldn’t cure. [MySpace]

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 11:15 am.