Oh, wait, that’s not what he’s here for? Impudence! Wait, what? And he’s bringing Tom Hanks? And there’s a whole red carpet to-do and a screening of HBO’s John Adams miniseries at the Constitution Center? And he’s bro-ing down with Brian Roberts? And he’s still not apologizing for the dumb merlot movie? Why, the nerve. You’re dead to us, Pig Vomit, you hear me? Dead! To! Us!
Previously: Local Gal Goes To Sundance, Tries Not To Get Hit On By Dude From Insufferable Merlot Movie

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am.