Joey Vento’s Sad Megalomania Now Doing Obama/Hillz Raindance
“I say — show some guts and come down here and talk to me face to face. You think there’s an issue with my sign speaking English? I’d be more than glad to sit there and debate it with you.”
Yes, Joey, after burning down the campaign trail for over a year, tackling every political issue known to man as well as multiple skeletons in their own closets, these presidential hopefuls are scared — petrified — of a five-foot dwarf nationalist who slings Cheez Whiz for a living and writes Rush Limbaugh talking points on index cards. You’re right, they can’t handle THE TRUTH! Aye yi yi.
KYW: Say It To MY FACE, Bitches! And Would You Mind Posing For A Picture With My Son?
March 11th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Obviously, this calls for an impromptu street debate between Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama over steaks at Pat’s.
(Mr. Clinton would probably be across the street…)
March 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
…with a bullhorn.