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Philadelphia Tops Both Britney AND Anna Nicole’s Corpse With Most Trace Amounts Of Drugs In Collective Bloodstream

annaOK, we know you’ve been wondering, so here’s everything that showed up for Philly in that whole drinking water thing everybody’s been getting their blogcards punched with all day:

Amoxicillin · Azithromycin · Bacitracin · Chloramphenicol · Ciprofloxacin · Doxycycline · Erythromycin · Lincomycin · Oxytetracycline · Penicillin G · Penicillin V · Roxithromycin · Sulfadiazine · Sulfamethizole · Sulfamethoxazole · Tetracycline · Trimethoprim · Acetaminophen · Antipyrine · Aspirin · Diclofenac · Ibuprofen · Naproxen · Prednisone · Atenolol · Bezafibrate · Clofibric acid · Diltiazem · Gemfibrozil · Simvastatin · Carbamazepine · Diazepam · Fluoxetine · Meprobamate · Phenytoin · Risperidone · Caffeine · Cotinine · Iopromide · Nicotine · Paraxanthine · Theophylline · Carbadox · Chlortetracycline · Enrofloxacin · Monensin · Narasin · Oleandomycin · Salinomycin · Sulfachloropyridazine · Sulfadimethoxine · Sulfamerazine · Sulfamethazine · Sulfathiazole · Tylosin · Virginiamycin M1

Strangely though, I still don’t feel high enough to let Sam Lutfi monitor my meds or fuck Howard K. Stern. But I want to feel high enough. I really do.
MSNBC: The Toppermost Of The Pill Poppermost

This entry was posted on Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 4:09 pm.

3 Responses to “Philadelphia Tops Both Britney AND Anna Nicole’s Corpse With Most Trace Amounts Of Drugs In Collective Bloodstream”

  1. lord_whimsy Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    We should all do our part to make our reservoirs into giant gin & tonics.

  2. fuckermost Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    man i can’t believe there’s no numorphan in our drinking water. that’s such a disappointment.

  3. gr Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Sure, we’re the sixth borough when restauranteers and Billyburg hipsters want to move in, but we don’t get any of the clean water love. I blame Jersey.

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